I just got this text from a very reliable source 
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God made Benildeans too rich
then UP students too brainy
He combined both to make Ateneans, too airy
A little perfection was when He combined Ateneo and UP
A breed of slightly rich, competitive yet humble individuals.
God named them after a saint. He called them "Thomasians"
but then He noticed that it was too saintly imperfect, there's something missing.
So He added LOOKS to be perfect…
Lo and behold!!!
He named them:
"LASALLIANS"
:)
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